These people think they can get away with their crimes on Solana. Newsflash, they fucking can't. Once caught, they'll be held at the toughest blockchain prison in the country—Solana Jail. In Solana Jail, there's no lag, no downtime, and no escape. Blocks move fast, just like the sentences. The only airdrops you get are shower rations and your wallets stay locked forever. Validators double as guards, ensuring no illicit transactions slip through. The only staking done here is prison labor, and once you’re in, you’re not yielding shit. Rug pullers, insider traders, and Ponzi pushers—all will face the final block confirmation.